I hope that bee can’t get in…

And other thoughts while I’m…

Staring Out the Window

What came first?  The SharePoint or the SharePint?

Have you ever gotten to the point of a sandwich where one final bite is a bit bold, but two bites would seem silly?  So you shove the whole thing in your mouth.  And then your boss walks in.

As always, with Halloween approaching, I’m having the nightmares again.  I’m just walking along the street when I see something down the road.  Is that a clown?  Then it’s gone.  I feel something behind me but when I turn – nothing!  I begin to walk when suddenly a clown appears in front of me.

velociraptor attackI freeze and desperately try to remember what destroys clowns.  Was it ginger ale? As he stares me down, I’m suddenly tackled from both sides by two other clowns.  I wake up in a start and wipe the sweat from my forehead.  I have to remember that, like velociraptors, clowns hunt in threes and while one stands in front, the other two attack from the side.

I can still remember when I used to walk through neighborhoods and try to shake down local newsstands and barber shops claiming that they have to pay for “protection”.  Then I’d just kind of hang around theirs for a bit and ask if I can have anything to drink or whatever.

Little known fact:  Burying batteries in your back yard is not the correct way to dispose of them and may inadvertently lead to digging up those forgotten hamsters from grade school.

Okay, that’s enough distractions for one day.  With the clouds rolling in, it’s time to get back to taming that SharePoint.  Don’t worry though, you’ll be the first to know when I once more get lost staring out the window

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