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Published by on July 26th, 2011

Join me as I’m…

Staring Out the Window Welcome to the first installment of my new series on the Fpweb.net Blog!

Join me as I share my very own deep thoughts, contemplate the tough issues, ponder life’s enigmas and share my daring (and often incredibly dangerous) experiences… all while staring out the window.


Our sales team has been bombarded with phone calls and live chats recently regarding our SharePoint hosting services and custom builds.  To help out, I decided it’s best to cool off on my prank calls asking them if their SharePoint is running…


I was a bit overzealous this morning when I reached for my coffee.  I forgot to wait til the machine was done with “Cat Roar” mode.  (That’s the noise it makes when it’s just about finished pouring Breakfast Blend into my mug but still wants to splash some piping hot coffee at me.)  I have burns to help me learn.


Google ElfI like to think of Pandora Radio as a group of tiny little elves living in my computer.  Different from the Google elves that find me baseball scores and chicken recipes.  These ones race around and try to find whatever music I like from an endless supply of CDs that are strewn across their floor.  They know to stay away from the country section and that it’s best to hover around the 90’s alt rock section.  As long as there’s a quality hook and a chill vibe, I probably won’t skip it.  Worst case, throw some Will Smith at it.  Also, when I give the song a thumbs up, I like to think that they do a shot or at least start high-fiving each other.


At weddings, do Amish people do the Electric Slide?

 

Stay tuned for the next time Fpweb.net’s Peter Cartier contemplates the hard issues, ponders life’s enigmas and shares his daring experiences… all while staring out the window.

About Peter Cartier

Peter Cartier has written 94 posts in this blog.

Peter, the Senior Copywriter at Fpweb.net, is the wordsmith of the family. But if we’re choosing titles, he’ll go with “The Elocutionator”. Thus far, he has only used his powers for good and understands that with great vocabulary comes great responsibility. After finishing University, Peter sneaked onto an ultra-luxury cruise line where he worked as the on-ship Publisher for a few years, traveling the world. His next adventure would have him wandering the streets of London for six months while scratching out some purposeful writing. Now, Peter once more hangs his Adidas jackets in his hometown, St. Louis, MO, where there can never be enough Blues and Cardinals games to watch. If you like what you read by him, don’t be a stranger – let him know! Follow Me on Google+

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